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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>You may know me as either Helen or Trixi Tassels, depending on the volume of glitter and Swarovski crystals I was adorned with at the time. 

Either way, I was bitten by the travelling bug as a teenager in New Zealand and after languishing in the most isolated capital city in the world for four years, decided to pack up my sequins and do a spot of globe-trotting before settling down in London, England for a couple of years.

I mustn’t be too down on Perth though, as that was where Trixi Tassels was born: tassel twirler, fire eater, darling of deshabille.  Sugar Blue Burlesque nurtured my love of all things shiny and/or on fire and have provided a stepping stone for me into the international world of burlesque.

So, follow me as I intrepidly explore far corners of the planet, busting out my tassels where I can and otherwise just having a grand old time.</description><title>Adventures Of The Intrepid Trixi</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @intrepidtrixi)</generator><link>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Interview With Dita Von Teese</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Here&amp;#8217;s a nice interview with Dita.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://therumpus.net/2012/05/the-rumpus-interview-with-dita-von-teese/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://therumpus.net/2012/05/the-rumpus-interview-with-dita-von-teese/" target="_blank"&gt;http://therumpus.net/2012/05/the-rumpus-interview-with-dita-von-teese/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/23441394295</link><guid>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/23441394295</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 06:09:51 +0800</pubDate><category>Interviews</category><category>dita von teese</category><category>burlesque</category></item><item><title>After-dark inquiry: Jonny Porkpie</title><description>&lt;p&gt;An interview in Time Out New York with Jonny Porkpie.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://newyork.timeout.com/music-nightlife/nightlife/2838263/after-dark-inquiry-jonny-porkpie" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://newyork.timeout.com/music-nightlife/nightlife/2838263/after-dark-inquiry-jonny-porkpie" target="_blank"&gt;http://newyork.timeout.com/music-nightlife/nightlife/2838263/after-dark-inquiry-jonny-porkpie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="330" src="http://newyork.timeout.com/sites/timeoutnewyork.com/files/imagecache/timeout_492x330/851.nl_.jonnyporkpieafterdarkinq.jpg" width="492"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/19431088076</link><guid>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/19431088076</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2012 10:42:05 +0800</pubDate><category>burlesque</category><category>New York</category><category>Jonny Porkpie</category><category>Interviews</category></item><item><title>Shoes by Kobi Levi</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Check out the amazing shoe designs!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://inspirationfeed.com/inspiration/fashion/artistic-footwear-designs-by-kobi-levi/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://inspirationfeed.com/inspiration/fashion/artistic-footwear-designs-by-kobi-levi/" target="_blank"&gt;http://inspirationfeed.com/inspiration/fashion/artistic-footwear-designs-by-kobi-levi/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://webtoolfeed.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/blow31.jpg" width="400"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://webtoolfeed.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/banana71.jpg" width="400"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://webtoolfeed.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/coffe2bporcelain2bversion2b41.jpg" width="400"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/19393175591</link><guid>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/19393175591</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 19:10:03 +0800</pubDate><category>shoes</category><category>Kobi Levi</category></item><item><title>Trixie Little and The Evil Hate Monkey</title><description>&lt;p&gt;These guys are awesome.  I wish I was acrobatic!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VZCU3obel-c" width="420"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/19309337338</link><guid>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/19309337338</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 06:12:36 +0800</pubDate><category>Trixie Little</category><category>Evil Hat Monkey</category><category>circus</category><category>acrobatics</category><category>trapeze</category></item><item><title>Beethoven + Booty = Amazing</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Michelle L&amp;#8217;Amour perform&amp;#8217;s Beethoven&amp;#8217;s fifth symphony&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KzsHITk6_WU" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/18854238834</link><guid>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/18854238834</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 02:28:17 +0800</pubDate><category>burlesque</category><category>Michelle L'Amour</category><category>booty</category><category>beethoven</category></item><item><title>Dita Von Teese: 'You can't dictate to a woman what should make her feel sexy' - video interview</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Dita Von Teese: &amp;#8216;You can&amp;#8217;t dictate to a woman what should make her feel sexy&amp;#8217; - video interview.&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/18308824596</link><guid>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/18308824596</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2012 18:37:49 +0800</pubDate><category>burlesque</category><category>dita von teese</category><category>Interviews</category></item><item><title>Glitter Gloves</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Here is a great blog entry I stumbled across covering the use of glitter in your gloves while performing burlesque.  What is the best way to pour it in your gloves?  Georgia Honey figures it out so you don&amp;#8217;t have to!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.missgeorgiahoney.com/?p=448" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.missgeorgiahoney.com/?p=448" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.missgeorgiahoney.com/?p=448&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/15804199291</link><guid>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/15804199291</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 10:05:06 +0800</pubDate><category>burlesque</category><category>glitter</category><category>gloves</category><category>how-to</category></item><item><title>Stripping Vs Burlesque</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Here is a great blog entry from Catherine of &lt;a href="http://www.kissmedeadly.co.uk" target="_blank"&gt;Kiss Me Deadly&lt;/a&gt; on the subject of stripping vs burlesque.  Not discussing which is better, but explaining the difference for those less educated.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well worth a read!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kissmedeadly.co.uk/diary/?p=754" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kissmedeadly.co.uk/diary/?p=754" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.kissmedeadly.co.uk/diary/?p=754&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/15675497744</link><guid>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/15675497744</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 01:17:18 +0800</pubDate><category>burlesque</category><category>stripping</category><category>Kiss Me Deadly</category></item><item><title>Official Satan's Angel Trailer</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Trailer for the documentary Satan&amp;#8217;s Angel. The film chronicles the life and times of burlesque legend Satan&amp;#8217;s Angel.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qrCwRud-s7k" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/15597177455</link><guid>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/15597177455</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 10:01:05 +0800</pubDate><category>videos</category><category>burlesque</category><category>satan's angel</category></item><item><title>Tassel Twirling and Pastie Making Workshop</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Time&lt;/strong&gt;: 3.30-5.30pm&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Date&lt;/strong&gt;: Saturday 25th Feb&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Venue&lt;/strong&gt;: ISTD Dance Studio (1st floor studio), 346 Old Street, London EC1V 9NQ&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Cost&lt;/strong&gt;: £25 (all materials included)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you&amp;#8217;re looking to improve your tasselling skills beyond the &amp;#8216;jump up &amp;amp; down quickly&amp;#8217; or &amp;#8216;shimmy furiously&amp;#8217; techniques then come along to a special one-off workshop by tassel twirling pro, Trixi Tassels! You will learn all methods of how to get controlled twirls, including the bounce, shoulder and ribcage techniques, single and double twirls, synced and alternating twirls. These methods give you total control over the direction and syncronisation of your twirls and the main techniques use only the upper body so you are free to move around the stage gracefully. It is guaranteed that by the end everyone will be twirling!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also included in the workshop is a a hands-on craft section on pastie making. You will learn how to create different shapes, how to decorate them and where to source specialist components like the tassels themselves and Swarovski crystals. All materials will be supplied.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You DON&amp;#8217;T need &amp;#8216;perfect&amp;#8217; breasts to do this course - Trixi has taught dozens of women to twirl and no two have had the same pair of breasts. Big, small, floppy, pert - with a bit of technique and practice anyone can do it!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Trixi taught this course (minus the craft section) as a master teacher at the Paris Burlesque Festival 2011 where it was well received and everyone went away happily twirling!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Numbers are strictly limited so book early to avoid disappointment&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Email trixi@trixitassels.com to book your place.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/15582180184</link><guid>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/15582180184</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 05:40:47 +0800</pubDate><category>burlesque</category><category>tassel twirling</category><category>workshop</category><category>pasties</category></item><item><title>Inga Ingenue</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Check out this amazing routine to Minnie The Moocher by Inga Ingenue at the Burlesque Hall Of Fame 2011.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eg_Ev0PgVsM" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/15512503715</link><guid>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/15512503715</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 00:15:39 +0800</pubDate><category>burlesque</category><category>burlesque hall of fame</category><category>Inga Ingenue</category><category>videos</category></item><item><title>The Burlesque Top 50 2011: 50 – 31</title><description>&lt;p&gt;The annual burlesque top 50 rankings based on submissions and votes from the public have announced the first 20!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have seen a few of these gals in action and they are all awesome so I am excited to see who is going to make it in the rest of the list.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.21stcenturyburlesque.com/the-burlesque-top-50-2011-50-31/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.21stcenturyburlesque.com/the-burlesque-top-50-2011-50-31/" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.21stcenturyburlesque.com/the-burlesque-top-50-2011-50-31/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/15402909057</link><guid>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/15402909057</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 00:57:56 +0800</pubDate><category>burlesque</category></item><item><title>For Somali Women, Pain of Being a Spoil of War</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/28/world/africa/somalia-faces-alarming-rise-in-rapes-of-women-and-girls.html"&gt;For Somali Women, Pain of Being a Spoil of War&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;“With the famine putting hundreds of thousands of women on the move, more rapes are being reported now in Somalia than at any time in recent memory…”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A very sad article from the NY Times discussing the terrible conditions Somalian women live under at the moment.  I didn’t know that 98% of girls are subjected to genital mutilation.  Awful!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/14949844331</link><guid>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/14949844331</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 10:16:06 +0800</pubDate><category>articles</category><category>news</category><category>Somalia</category><category>rape</category></item><item><title>New Shoes!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Whilst walking around Covent Garden last night I came across the &lt;a href="http://www.unitednude.com" target="_blank"&gt;United Nude&lt;/a&gt; flagship London store and was immediately besotted by the gorgeous, innovative designs within.  A welcoming shandy and attentive, but not pushy sales-staff (special mention Farzad!) made a merely browsing experience into a purchasing one (also thanks to the wonderful sale prices).  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I came out with the following:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.unitednude.com/products/the-classics/eamz/pump/eamz-pump-papaya-rugged-leather-597" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/379954_10150549806523142_620488141_10643912_1590894253_n.jpg" width="400"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.unitednude.com/products/the-classics/eamz/pump/eamz-pump-papaya-rugged-leather-597" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img height="400" src="http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/405582_10150549806653142_620488141_10643913_2031146825_n.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love the colour!  The papaya certainly wouldn&amp;#8217;t have been my first choice but after trying them on I fell in love and chose them over the black.  They will go so well with a lot of my wardrobe and the neo-classic styling means I can pair them either way.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;While I was there I also tried on the most stunning pair of limited edition ankle boots, also worn by the likes of Lady Gaga and Rihanna.  Gorgeous and oh-so-comfortable to wear, but sadly a little out of my price-range at £700.  Anyone fancy buying me a late Xmas present?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="375" src="http://www.unitednude.com/upload/productimages/840/photo-0000-8d38.jpg" width="400"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/14924430326</link><guid>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/14924430326</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 01:39:28 +0800</pubDate><category>United Nude</category><category>shoes</category></item><item><title>Mr Pearl</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I came across this little clip on YouTube featuring Dita Von Teese and Mr Pearl talking about his corsetry.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mDkt0UGue0U" width="420"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/14465645408</link><guid>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/14465645408</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 03:02:48 +0800</pubDate><category>dita von teese</category><category>Mr Pearl</category><category>corsetry</category><category>burlesque</category></item><item><title>Millinery By Philip Treacy</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I just stumbled across millinery designs by this incredible man - &lt;a href="http://www.philiptreacy.co.uk/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.philiptreacy.co.uk/" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.philiptreacy.co.uk/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Check these out:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://beautifuldecay.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Philip_Treacy.jpg" width="400"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="470" src="http://beautifuldecay.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Philip_Treacy2.jpg" width="400"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="369" src="http://beautifuldecay.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Picture-10.png" width="249"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/14177076474</link><guid>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/14177076474</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 04:15:58 +0800</pubDate><category>millinery</category><category>hats</category><category>Philip Treacy</category></item><item><title>Performers - Do You Have A Job?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I have reposted the following in its entirety from &lt;a href="http://revolvahoopdance.wordpress.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://revolvahoopdance.wordpress.com/" target="_blank"&gt;http://revolvahoopdance.wordpress.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.  It is so nice to have someone put this in to words and is a must read for anyone curious about what professional performers actually &amp;#8220;DO&amp;#8221; all day when we are not performing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I recently had a discussion about how what the audience sees when we perform burlesque is only 1% of the actual job.  Actually it is probably far less than that, especially when you take into consideration travel time to and from gigs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyway, pleasant reading!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;_______________________&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://revolvahoopdance.wordpress.com/2011/12/06/do-you-have-a-job/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://revolvahoopdance.wordpress.com/2011/12/06/do-you-have-a-job/" target="_blank"&gt;http://revolvahoopdance.wordpress.com/2011/12/06/do-you-have-a-job/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;During a recent night out in San Francisco, another performer and I struck up a conversation with a fellow bar patron. Life details emerged, and it wasn’t long before the question arose. The one all performers must navigate. The one that caused my friend to look at me, eyebrows raised, suppressing a laugh (or possibly a horror-movie-style scream).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“So do you two just perform – or do you &lt;em&gt;also have jobs&lt;/em&gt;?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It doesn’t matter how many contracts pass through our hands, how many emails are sent, how much time is dedicated toward editing video and answering phone calls. It doesn’t matter how many hours of our lives are spent not “just performing,” not even “just rehearsing,” but also doing the administrative, marketing and promotional work that would be done by countless people and departments within a typical company. The question still lingers:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Do you &lt;em&gt;have a job&lt;/em&gt;?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To be honest, there are two answers to that question.  The first one involves falling to the floor, clutching one’s belly and rolling around, laughing so hard that it’s nearly impossible to discern your words, which are: “A job?  A JOB! Ahh haaaaa haaaaaaaa!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The second answer calls to mind an old sketch from the show “In Living Color,” in which a West Indian family gets through life with by piecing together so many odd jobs that &lt;em&gt;one&lt;/em&gt; job just winds up sounding lazy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Q: “Are you just a performer, or do you also have a job?”&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A: “I’m a performer. So I have &lt;em&gt;eighteen&lt;/em&gt; jobs. Thanks for asking.”&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Don’t get me wrong.  I understand that people are focused on the end product of performance, the time spent on stage.  They may understand that involves some rehearsal.  They probably haven’t spent too long considering any other work involved.  They also view performance as fun (which the end product often is). In their own lives, they may have been conditioned to think of a “job” as work and “fun” as not-work.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ergo, performance is not a job.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Do you have a job?” can be taken as a compliment, mixed with a bit of longing. What they’re really asking is: “Have you been able to support yourself by performing, or do you also have to deliver pizzas?”  In my own life, the answer to that question is: I HAVE been able to support myself entirely by performing. I have also mixed that performance career with freelance writing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sometimes, I don’t have any writing clients, and I’m just performing, for long stretches of time. Sometimes, I have a writing client that requires a lot of focus, and I downgrade the amount of gigs I can do. This is my own personal path, forged because &lt;em&gt;I love to perform&lt;/em&gt; &lt;em&gt;and I love to write&lt;/em&gt;, and I have noticed through direct feedback that I’m able to touch more lives when I create than I can when I work a 40-plus-hour-a-week corporate job (I tried).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="size-large wp-image-357"&gt;But I can honestly say that one of the most challenging, edgy, time-consuming, risk-taking, educational, work-intensive endeavors of my entire life has been building my performance career. When people ask me (either out of disdain or wonder), “Do you just perform, or do you also have a job?” – and I reply that I perform, and I also work as a writer, I don’t think they understand I am NOT saying, “I have a fun activity &lt;em&gt;and&lt;/em&gt; a job that you might consider real!”  Instead, I’m saying, “I have a job that’s eighteen jobs in one – and another job. So I have&lt;em&gt;nineteen&lt;/em&gt; jobs. Thanks for asking.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In solidarity with other professional performers, I wanted to zoom in on the performance part of my life and break down what we actually do for a living. As we grow, it’s possible to pay for assistance, and some of us do have help/ management. But I’m going to state all of the following tasks because before, and even after, we form a reputation, making sure they are accomplished (even if that means by hiring one or more people to help) is on no one’s shoulders but our own:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Booking Agent&lt;/strong&gt; – Want to earn money so that you can continue to eat while you put your art into the world? As a performer, you must connect yourself with shows. Someone else can also do this job (it requires finding the right agent and giving that person a percentage of the profit). When a show arises, a large amount of psychic energy must be spent deciding which number(s) you will perform, how many hours you will be at the event, how much space is available, what kind of performance they are suggesting, whether or not the client’s expectations are realistic. There are contracts to negotiate and sign.  There are gigs that arise and take up weeks of time that appears to be leading somewhere – only to fall through. There are major gigs that pop up at the very last minute, in California, when you just agreed to be in another state. Performing is fun. It’s &lt;em&gt;necessary&lt;/em&gt; for the world to contain art. And each minute on stage is connected to about eight zillion minutes of back end time that it took to allow the world to contain your art. I’m just sayin.’&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Administrative Assistant&lt;/strong&gt; – Most corporations, schools, non-profits, churches, restaurants, car washes, grocery stores, nail salons – pretty much every organization on earth – has a buffer between the public and the organization itself. Guess what happens when people call performers about a gig? Guess what happens when performers receive an email from a client, a fan, a reporter or a stalker? Performers put on our administrative assistant hats and administratively assist our selves.  Thank you very much.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Director of Marketing &lt;/strong&gt;– You might have a business card for the organization where you work. Did you personally hire the designer and oversee all aspects of that business card’s creation?  Or did you stay up all night, nights in a row, designing that business card yourself?  Have you spent months filming your own promotional video footage, then teaching yourself how to use video editing software so you could cut that film together, with sound? Did you know what “&amp;lt;/br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;em&amp;gt;” means and how to add widgets and paypal buttons and navigate html, even though you never went to school for web design? If you answered yes to most or all of these questions, congratulations. You are probably a performer.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Public Relations Specialist &lt;/strong&gt;– I feel grateful that past experience with both receiving press releases (as a journalist) and writing them (for clients) has helped me understand how to pitch my own performance projects to the media.  But if I hadn’t learned that on-the-job as a writer, I would have had to learn it on-the-job as a performer. The world’s journalists and newscasters aren’t following my every move on twitter, waiting for the breaking news that I will be doing a show. The press must be contacted with information. Someone must contact them.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Social Networking Manager&lt;/strong&gt; – Speaking of twitter (and Facebook, youtube, blogs, etc), keeping up with a network of people who are passionate about the same art and promoting gigs to potential audience members and clients is a full time job, in an of itself.  Unfortunately, it’s just a full time job that no one considers, while asking performers, “Do you have a job?”&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Travel Agent&lt;/strong&gt; – Want to book a tour down the west coast? Or maybe you’ve been hired for a gig in Paris but then want to spend some more time hitting European events, while you’re on the other side of the pond. Better get on kayak.com and pull up your frequent flyer numbers and figure out bus routes and train routes and baggage restrictions (hoops count as a bag, and every single time you go to an airline counter, they will be unsure how to attach the tag or whether they count as oversize baggage).&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Business Manager&lt;/strong&gt; – Try spending five weeks in Europe and saving all your receipts in a pocket of your suitcase, which incidentally has gotten wet in a leaking tent a the European Juggling Convention.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Costume Designer&lt;/strong&gt;– A performance is a spectacle that causes audiences to laugh, cry, think, hope, believe. What we wear on stage, whether or not our art is mainly visual or aural (juggler vs. opera singer) is inseparable from the act itself. To that end, many of us have an idea of what clothing would best support our performance – and wind up making it ourselves.  Or modifying something existing. Or swimming through a stream of online stores, searching for exactly what we need. This can take hours, days, weeks.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Music Editor&lt;/strong&gt; – A few years ago, I used to contact my friend Andrew to say, “Hey, can you edit 30 seconds of ‘The Chicken Dance’ together with the song ’99 Luftballoons,’ with the sound of a record scratching, in between those tracks?” And then we’d go back and forth for a while, via email, until it was exactly right. Now, when I’m doing my solo fire show, and I need to knit together two songs, I use Garage Band.  But first I had to learn how to use the program. I taught it to myself.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Performer&lt;/strong&gt; – Wait, &lt;em&gt;what&lt;/em&gt;?  Is there any time left to even rehearse and develop one’s act? Yes. There is. Sometimes, it comes at the cost of sleep. Sometimes, it’s hard to create while simultaneously expending so much mental and emotional energy on all responsibilities listed above. Sometimes, artists linger in obscurity or sink into deep depression because it is so hard to navigate everything involved with dedicating a life to art – including the misperception that our work is non existent or less valuable than something like having a corporate job. But it happens. Through nerves, through sweat, through failures and successes and self-doubt, performers forge ahead. Maybe we’re crazy. Or maybe we’re &lt;em&gt;less&lt;/em&gt; crazy than people who stifle their creative urges and talents because the process of putting them into the world is too frightening.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m not complaining about life as a performer.  I’m only pointing out, for people who don’t know, that it’s less a selfish life led by lazy, lucky people – than it is a &lt;em&gt;selfless &lt;/em&gt;one led by people who often spend every waking moment dealing with (or even thinking about) some aspect of how to raise our art into the world, the way a mother raises a child.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So the next time you’re tempted to ask a performer whether she “also has a job,” why don’t you instead ask her obscure questions about i-movie, about bus routes between Bristol and London or about what to bid on a two-hour walk around gig? If she knows the answers, give her a hug.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Revolva is a hula hoop performer and writer, based in Oakland, CA. Check out her work at &lt;a href="http://www.revolvahoopdance.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.revolvahoopdance.com" target="_blank"&gt;www.revolvahoopdance.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</description><link>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/13926299851</link><guid>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/13926299851</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 01:35:38 +0800</pubDate><category>burlesque</category><category>articles</category></item><item><title>Amazing Masks</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Fellow burlesque performer Adora Derriere sent me this link to this website that makes the most amazing masks!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bluemoonvenice.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bluemoonvenice.com" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.bluemoonvenice.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.bluemoonvenice.com/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/832-fantastic-moon.jpg" width="400"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.bluemoonvenice.com/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/265-jolly-cappello-deco.jpg" width="400"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.bluemoonvenice.com/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/520-joker-velluto-uomo-red.jpg" width="400"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/13788710745</link><guid>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/13788710745</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 04:03:48 +0800</pubDate><category>burlesque</category><category>costumes</category></item><item><title>How To Make An Organza Boa</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I decided I wanted an organza boa to go with my green costume but the ones in Taurus have raw edges and are a bit scratchy.  I saw another performer&amp;#8217;s boa the other week that was made from tubes so it was all soft and bunchy (is that even a word?) and thought that was a better way to make it and that I could just do it myself.  I couldn&amp;#8217;t find any decent how-to tutorials on the web so here is the way I went about it!  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thankfully I am immensely talented in using MS Paint, so have drawn some highly accurate, to-scale drawings to help you understand what I am describing and what is shown in the photos.  The red lines are the stitching lines.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Step 1: I bought 6m of 150cm wide organza and tore it into 4 long strips - 2x 50cm wide and 2x 25cm wide.  NB if you want a fuller boa these strips need to be wider, so you will need double the length of fabric unless you magically come across fabric significantly wider than 150cm.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Step 2: Fold one of the thinner pieces in half and pin it inside the folded wider piece (you will do this step twice).  Sew up the entire length of both halves.  Turn inside out once sewn.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="79" src="http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/387413_10150495386018142_620488141_10438565_81856933_n.jpg" width="310"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="336" src="http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/389932_10150495377468142_620488141_10438554_994401514_n.jpg" width="448"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Step 3: Pin the two halves together with the thinner section sticking out the middle on both sides.  Fold these thinner sections over to one side and sew up the entire length through both halves.  The organza will bunch up in places and you will get folds that you will stitch through - this doesn&amp;#8217;t matter at all cos the whole thing will be gathered so these imperfections won&amp;#8217;t show at all.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="336" src="http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/383877_10150495377503142_620488141_10438555_893361307_n.jpg" width="448"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Step 4. Flip the thinner sections over to the side you just stitched and then sew up the other side, leaving a gap around 1-2cm in the centre for your gathering ribbon to go up.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="312" src="http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/377075_10150495377413142_620488141_10438552_1079184058_n.jpg" width="371"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="336" src="http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/392611_10150495377543142_620488141_10438556_662415779_n.jpg" width="448"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Step 5.  Now you should have a 6m length of 6 tubes all sewn together in the centre. Get a thin ribbon (I used a 1cm black ribbon I had lying around) and put a safety pin on the end.  Feed this up the entire length of the centre of the boa (where the blue bit is) and stitch in place at the very end.  Now gather the hell out of the boa until you get the desired length, then stich the other end in place.  Mine is about 2.5m long.  You can adjust the gathers and tubes so they puff out a bit nicer.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="336" src="http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/380813_10150495377558142_620488141_10438557_1212497831_n.jpg" width="448"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="328" src="http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/386317_10150495377438142_620488141_10438553_201830669_n.jpg" width="367"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ta-da!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="448" src="http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/377181_10150495377573142_620488141_10438558_682088815_n.jpg" width="336"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/13675200481</link><guid>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/13675200481</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 20:10:00 +0800</pubDate><category>burlesque</category><category>costuming</category><category>organza boa</category></item><item><title>Life Magazine Classic Burlesque Photo Essay</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Check out this brilliant photo essay of classic burlesque performers from the first half of the 20th century.  Such beautiful women we are all following on from!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://m.life.com/gallery/23224/classic-burlesque-we-aim-to-tease?_v=1" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://m.life.com/gallery/23224/classic-burlesque-we-aim-to-tease?_v=1" target="_blank"&gt;http://m.life.com/gallery/23224/classic-burlesque-we-aim-to-tease?_v=1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/13659819532</link><guid>http://intrepidtrixi.tumblr.com/post/13659819532</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 10:23:06 +0800</pubDate><category>burlesque</category><category>photos</category></item></channel></rss>
